What Maidens Loth
Day One
....In the year of 3000 A.D an exploration party anchored off the tiny sea-port town of AyIos Nikolas by the Gulf of Marebello in eastern Crete. A team of scholars from the department of antiquities (British Museum) had come to inspect a major new archaeological discovery.
The previous year a few tentative excavations. on the coast to the west of the town had unearthed what seemed to be the foundations of a huge palace of pleasure - one of such splendour as to outrival the palace of Knossus.
Ancient maps indicated this new discovery to be the legendary Midas hotel.
Further diggings around the gulf unearthed the remains of a large network of streets and houses, and soon the whole archaeological site indicated that a thriving and populous community had once lived around the bays and inlets of this pleasant gulf.
What had happened? Scholars and antiquarians from all over the world were fascinated by the discovery. they asked why had yet another civilisation been buried under the ancient rubble of Crete?..
Zorba watched over his crops with quiet contentment. It was going to be a very good year and a very good harvest. Already there had been a few, small, but profitable crops in April and June and now the best crop of the season - coming to rich fruit in August - was ready and ripe for the picking
The size of this year's crop astounded Zorba. His harvests seemed to multiply year by year - and they were such easy crops to grow, He looked up at the kindly sun which beamed down its hot bounty. He tended his fields from a cool seat under a plane-tree by the cafe corner in the town's main square and sat in the cafe just as his forefathers had sat under the shade of the olive-trees in the cool, mountain groves.
His forefathers had farmed the fertile, inland plains and grown such fine tomatoes, figs and olives but Zorba farmed the fertile sandy beaches and blue seas. And - as in the time of his forefathers - all his crops seemed to require were a little watering, feeding and gentle caressing. But some of the fruit bruised - oh so easily. Suddenly Zorba remembered. He must have a word with his son, Spiros. Yesterday at the Adonis snack-bar on Aphrodite Beach with the English girl. That boy! So handsome, but no finesse. Zorba sighed. His son had never been the same since he had got in with the wrong crowd at the Midas Hotel.
"What friends for a son of mine," he had growled to his cousin, Stephano as they sat drinking their sweet, black coffee in the cafe that morning, "Hah, this new, cosmopolitan smart-set."
But the times are changing, Zorba," commiserated Stephano.
“And must we change with them?"
Zorba nearly choked on the bitter coffee grounds as he remembered the previous night.
"Just look at my son'?" he complained. He nearly wept, "Where did we go wrong, Stephano?"
"But he's not such a bad boy. Zorba,"
Stephano glanced apologetically at his watch before adding, "Look, I must go now."
But Zorba's mind was on his son.
“If only my father were still alive," he sighed
"Well - yes," replied his cousin as he rose.
Much as he liked sitting in the cafe. sipping his coffee and enjoying the cool. morning breeze. Stephano had little desire to hear his old friend ramble on about the good old days.
"Goodbye, Zorba." he said as he left he table,“I must be off to work."
He felt a bit guilty for he had left Zorba's employment to work at he new hotel and was uncomfortably sure that he had been included among this new smart-set.
"Goodbye. old friend." roared Zorba at his cousin's back, "And mark my words, you'll be clocking in soon."
But the memory of Stephano's betrayal rankled as did the memory of his son's behaviour the previous night. It cast a gloom over Zorba's benign countenance. A gloom that appeared whenever he thought of his son. It had not been the same in his father's time - nor indeed, that of his own.
"She fuck fuck tonight," his son had sniggered to his new, smart friends - and there had been no mistaking the gesture of his finger.
The poor girl had seen and overheard.
Zorba winced at the memory of her hot blush.
Never mind, all was not lost. He would have a word with his old friend, Niki, down at the cafe-bar. A smile and a hug would do the trick. These English girls - so free with their money, so generous - so easy. The best of his crops.
Zorba mused sorrowfully, “This new generation." He must have a talk with Spiros. He must teach his son what his father had taught him. "When you milk a cow you squeeze the tits gently. Siga! Siga!" How wise was his father - Zorba the Greek. But these youngsters today - they never listen.
Zorba looked lazily around the cafe, hazy in the late afternoon sun. In the far corner sat an Englishman. How his father had laughed at those strange men and the stories he had told of one. They were the first crop and how cleverly had his father seen their potential and how well had he cultivated the harvest. Just look how the crops had grown year by year. Why, now they even brought their wives and children!
Zorba rubbed his hands in anticipation. He smiled and raised his glass to the Englishman - just as his father had taught him to do - so many years ago.
Simon, the Englishman, was lost in his thoughts and a carafe of clear liquid on the table before him, so he missed the friendly raised glass.
He was sad for years ago he had sailed to Greece and fallen in love with a prostitute. The poor girl had needed his money and disposed of her simple pleasures with a generous heart heart and a kind spirit. And how and how pleasant were her peasant ways, how pleasing her cheap and gaudy dress and how friendly her free and easy manner. It had had been no hardship -indeed a delight - to return in later years to renew his acquaintance.
He had first heard of this wonderful, sunny girl when he had sat on his grandfather's knee, and gazed in wonder into his grandfather's aesthetic old eyes, while he listened to tales of a wily peasant, and the adventures and mishaps that his grandfather had enjoyed in his company. Even then he had half fallen in love.
And now Simon had returned to look up this old love - this time in Crete, for she lived all over Greece. The previous morning he had sorrowfully inspected the town. God, how she had aged! Gone the gaudy dress. Her streets and alley-ways painted with the most garish of lipstick. His peasant prostitute had become a European whore. Her greedy, peasant soul now resided at the Midas Hotel.
The Englishman was not sure - but somehow he felt that she no longer wanted anted his money. There were far richer pickings to be had.
“Raki?"
Simon looked around in confusion. Had someone spoken to him?
"Parakalo?"
The words came from a waiter with a not inconsiderable paunch.
Zorba beamed down. A smile required little effort on his part. Years of smiling had formed his features into a permanent crease. He beamed again. The Englishman seated at his table was about the same age as his son. Zorba's smile turned into a frown as he remembered. He wished that Spiros had some of that quiet, English temperament. A gloom appeared on his face.
"Don't you ever get sick of grinning at them?" his son had often sneered.
At times Zorba was heartedly sick of it and secretly sympathized with his son who would exclaim "Hah! Tourista!" as though he intended to get out his rifle and shoot them - as his grandfather, Zorba the Greek, had shot the carrion who pecked at his fruit.
The memory of his father restored something of Zorba's good nature. After all, it had been his goodwill and international reputation that had enabled him to set up his profitable business.
"Anglica?"
He smiled at the Englishman as he spoke.
"Eh?"
"Raki?" said Zorba.
"Raki," replied Simon politely.
The conversation languished and, with a grunt, Zorba retreated to his seat under a plane-tree, where he glowered at Englishman from a distance.
“These youngsters today,” he muttered under his breath. But, no matter, it was still going to be a good harvest this year. He glanced at his reflection in the cafe window, smiled with satisfaction and patted his paunch. His crops were flourishing all around him. Rich, plump, golden-brown fruit - fresh and ripe for the picking
Simon tried to avoid the waiter's gaze. What had he done? Had something he said annoyed the old chap? The waiter had obviously tried to strike up a conversation. What was his interest in him? And why had he patted his paunch? Not that the gaze was hostile. It was ambivalent, solicitous, paternal - almost drooling, one might say.
He turned away and tried to dispel the unhappy thoughts that had entered his brain. "It must be the liquor, “ he mused. He was not used to such heady thoughts. The soul of Greece a whore? Indeed! What nonsense. He was, after all, on holiday and ought to be having fun.
Two weeks! Thirteen days, excluding the flight from London. Eleven if you discounted the day-long sea voyage there and back from Piraeus. Eleven days to enjoy himself. But what should he do first? Yes - first to work. It was a yearly task that had to be done.
'Dear Aunt Edna'. But what could he say? It was, indeed, very hot.
Simon had bought a sack full of postcards from a tiny shop in a side street. He had a large family and knew well the quantity required. The wily Greek proprietor had not only given him a generous bulk discount, but had thrown in a pen as bonus. Though old, and a little brown at the edges, the cards were still quite serviceable. They had been an absolute bargain.
Simon stared at the picture on the postcard before him - a panorama of the bay - and then he looked around the square for inspiration. His particular cafe straddled that corner of the square which led to the sea-front. What he saw bore little resemblance to the card.
He rummaged through the sack and pulled out a card at random. It was a view of the Gulf looking out to sea. Simon grimaced. Already he attempted a short swim in the bay - to wash off the dust from his voyage. He rubbed his calf where it had been cut by an object in the water. Another card fell out from the sack. And here was a view of the town from the sea. Fringed by the mountains, the town looked quite beautiful. And here was a view of the main promenade. 'Aphrodite Beach' was inscribed on the rear of the postcard. The sea looked invitingly blue. Simon dug out some more cards and spread them out on the table. Some were sepia-tinted and were of archaeological sites - Phaestos, Knossus. Ruins and bare rock dominated.
And here was a photograph of a Greek Urn. A bacchanal. Young lovers in white and blue. Pottery and clay figurines.
Simon nibbled his pen thoughtfully.
...It was a burning hot, late july day in the year of 3000 A.D. Helena Clarke~ assistant to Professor Morrison .~ of the archaeological party, took a swim in the Bay of Merebella that morning - despite the warnings of the rest of the team.
They had seen a great many sharp, rusty metal objects buried in the sand just off the shore. from the ship it had seemed as though the shoreline was disfigured by an ugly, brown stain.
Nevertheless!, Helena had donned her flippers and dived into the clear, blue sea. she found the cool water refreshing and, as she climbed onto the beach,a cool breeze ruffled her skin. she felt that she could lie on her back and bask in the sun all day - that was until a sharp object dug into her calf.
Out of curiosity she dug the offensive weapon out of the sand. it uas a round, metal cylinder, about ten centimetres long, and sealed at both ends. of what possible use was such a strange object?
The team had seen hundreds and thousands of these cylinders scattered haphazardly over the beaches and on the sea-bed.
Helena put the cylinder into the carrier of her hoverped and skimmed over the sea to where Professor Morrison and the rest of the team were working on the dig close to the shore.
They had first seen the impressive ruins from the ship as it entered the bay.
A bizarre, spidery mosaic of concrete beams and posts stretched for miles along what seemed to be a rough road running parallel to the shore. some of the beams formed the hollow honey-combed shells of buildings - buildings of a strange lattice-like construction.
Helena mas both saddened and moved by the sight of the ruins. they seemed -to her -to be lonely in their majesty and solemnity.
The ruins were dwarfed by a range of grey-green spotted mountains in the distance - and the white beams shimmered mysteriously in the overpowering haze of blue sea and sky.
But the artifacts and remains of long dead civilizations always moved Helena. it mas why she had made the decision to train as an archaeologist.
"It must be some sort of primitive receptacle," the Professor had brusquely said as Helena shyly offered her contribution to the day's dig.
He had rudely, she thought, thrown the cylinder aside.
Secretly she had been rather disappointed, for she liked the Professor, in spite of his donnish ways. perhaps he had just resented her intrusion? He seemed totally absorbed in the day's dig and, indeed, he had just made an important discovery.
Scraping away at the base of one of the concrete beams he had uncovered a primitive inscription. 'CA-E BACCHUS' the unfamiliar script seemed to spell. Earlier, further along the shore, closer to the town, he had pulled a rotting, wooden sign out of the rubble. 'PERSE-IUS RENTABIKE' it clearly read.
The Professor hoped that more signs in the same script would be unearthed, in that way, the linguists aboard the ship might be able to piece together the whole primitive alphabet.
Also, whilst digging in the sand surrounding the ruins, the team had found many phallic shaped bottles. 'CA' 'CO' 'LA' and 'O' were a few of the barely decipherable. letterings that adorned the crowns. It was an exciting discovery, for the design of the glass suggested that the bottles were not of an indigenous construction.
Labelling all their finds carefully, and putting them in separate, numbered plastic bags,the team sped back to their headquarters, aboard the expeditionary ship, H.M.S Ulysses, anchored out in the bay.
Perhaps the leader of the team - Dr Matthews, head of the department of linguistics, and reader in what Professor Morrison rather whimsically termed 'The Late Touristic Period' could find some sort of explanation for the day's plunder?..
‘Amigo?”
Simon looked up. He had finished he carafe of liquid before him. It was now dark. His eyes caught the clock face on the church tower opposite. It seemed to revolve. Five o'clock? No that couldn't be? Half-past ten? That was it! God, he'd been sitting there most of the evening
Simon put the pen away.
“Merci."
He paid the waiter and rose from his seat. One day of his holiday had passed already. He felt tired and a bit unsteady on his feet. It had been a long day. He decided to take a short stroll along the promenade before retiring early to bed.
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